Mind-bending Mugs

Center for psychokinetic research.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Analyst and patient

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'