Committee Navigator Gifts

Committee room this way.

Jeff runs his proposal past the committee Chairwoman.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Are we there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I am not asking for directions."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Battery Lighthouse

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."