Meeting Navigator Gifts

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'It has been moved and seconded thtat we add a leaf to the table. All in favor...'

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Production Meeting: Excuses

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'We really need to get on-message about out responsive reciprocal concepts, on-message.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

Female Boss 6

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'We pride ourselves on being open to any new ideas the boss has.'

'Your best shot is to whimper outside the door, and see what happens.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I go into the meeting totally prepared and I wind up eating out of his hand."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"