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'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Titanic: How's my steering.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Set sail

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...