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"I didn't call you fat. I said you needed to flatten the curve."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Rage.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Caw blimey!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Hair Traffic control.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Family Home.

'What a control freak!'

Nanny with children on leash

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

A Learning Curve.

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"I am a control freak."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

Accountant sings the blues

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Computer Gamers.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."