Learning Curve Navigator Pillows

Failed to Signal

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

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'You'll never have to worry about me jumping ship for a better offer.'

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

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