Grade Navigator Pillows

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Nice putt."

GCSE Results.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

"Robert prays for the answers."