Leadership Dynamics Explorer Gifts

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"That one shows our office cliques."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

King Solomon's Pollster.

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"Call me!"

'Are we us or them?'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"I'm worried about my leadership ability. None of the board members follow me on Twitter."

Larry David

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

"Now you've written to second in command, remember one thing. To me you're still a flunky."

"Your air-guitar solos are commendable, Mr Ferguson, but do you have any other examples of how you’ve ‘taken the lead’?"

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"I'd like to start today with a game of Duck, Duck, Blame."

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