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'I'm not getting the support I need.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

King Solomon's Pollster.

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"Call me!"

'Are we us or them?'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Larry David

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Now you've written to second in command, remember one thing. To me you're still a flunky."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Shy Man at Party

"Managing positive change is difficult when most of the team are happy doing things the wrong way."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Three popular executive swivel styles, and what they mean.

"I'd like to start today with a game of Duck, Duck, Blame."