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Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Bashful in Nashville

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"We slipped in the tub."

"Two-minute warning."

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

Tourists and GPS

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

Memories/New Experiences