Lifestyle Navigators T-Shirts

'I have a six-figure life-style and a five-figure income.'

No Immediate Danger

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Bashful in Nashville

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

...In a Relationship

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Happy hour.

'Damn early birds.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."