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"Cushman, we've decided to take you off of Sales and put you on unemployment."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

Above reproach.

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Yin and Yang VPs.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

No - what kind of answer is no?

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?