Corporate World Navigators Prints

"Cushman, we've decided to take you off of Sales and put you on unemployment."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

Above reproach.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."