Corporate Navigation Prints

"Project Leader 1 and Project Leader 2 are feuding."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Uh-Oh..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Recalculating route..."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

You are here.

"I am not asking for directions."