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"Project Leader 1 and Project Leader 2 are feuding."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Lost World: You are Here

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Uh-Oh..."

"Recalculating route..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I am not asking for directions."

You are here.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'