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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

Think Tank (No More Than 10% A.I.)

The gold price chart.

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"Oh my, it seems John was talking to the guys in IT again!"

The Conversation Cafe

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"

'I'll need a bigger allowance now, Dad, or I'll have to get a job.'

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

'It's from the PCT...they want us to reduce bullying in the practice or they're going to cut our funding and send someone around to kick out A****'

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

'I'm referring you to tech assistance to help figure out your insurance options.'

"I didn't get to see the doctor. The office closed before I finished filling out the 'New Patient' forms."