Insurance Navigation Expert Gifts

'Alternative operation procedure in accordance with my health insurance...' What exactly does that mean?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

Second Chance Exit.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

$10 a step at the doctor's office.

'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!