Lover Of Love Triangles Mugs

"Of course I could learn to love someone like you, Kevin - I'm seeing your twin brother."

"Thank goodness, it's just my boyfriend. For a minute there, I thought it was my husband!"

Triangle

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

'Love changes everything.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

Couple in Blue

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

TV soap star kissing a female spectator behind her husbands' back.

Love from the Heart