Love Triangle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Thank you so much for inviting me to play a pivotal role in your marriage. What am I to do, exactly?"

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.

"Is your fat goof of a boyfriend gone yet?"

T-shirt menage a trois.

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

Triangle

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Love changes everything.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.