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Two gentlemen and a rich widow

Triangle

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"You used to be that ambitious."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

The geometry of everyday life

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

Quantum Breakup

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

What's the best way to avoid getting stuck in a serious relationship? Little buddy … Aren't you putting the cart before the horse? You haven't even had a date in … what it it, two years? … Which means I'm due for an extra-clingy relationship any day now. Well ... I suppose that is in keeping with Randy's postulate #498 ... The cling-i-tude of a relationship is directly proportional to the amount of time it takes to get into it. Is there any formula for avoiding that? Maybe if I carry the one?

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"And, Cath- even if you say no, I want you to know that you'll always be the template."

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Marriage Guidance - "Do you find that hating each other puts a strain on your relationship?"

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

A couple look at a graph on their bed

"You know, if I come into your place, I might never leave."

You're a hard man to read, Randy. At times, you seem like a cad. A Don Juan. A scoundrel. But at other time, you seem wise. Mature. Supportive. Ladies are most responsive to a "bad guy" to "good guy" ratio of 7 to 6.3756892. My findings have been published in the Oxford Journal of Lovin'.

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Pythagoras Revisited