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Two gentlemen and a rich widow

Triangle

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"You used to be that ambitious."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

The geometry of everyday life

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Quantum Breakup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"And, Cath- even if you say no, I want you to know that you'll always be the template."

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

A couple look at a graph on their bed

Pythagoras Revisited

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

"You know, if I come into your place, I might never leave."

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.