Love Theorist T-Shirts

'It's my theory of probability.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

Intelligent Sexual Design

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Yes, but how long will you love me forever?'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."