Love Theorist Mugs

'It's my theory of probability.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Love comes and goes, Janet, but this is true co-dependency!"