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Pythagoras Revisited

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

Triangle

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The geometry of everyday life

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

Precussionist

A Wrecked-angle.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

"Are those noodles?"

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

T-shirt menage a trois.

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.

"I'm having one of those days where I can barely remember which conspiracy theory I'm obsessed with."

"And how do you feel about how she feels about he feels?"

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."