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Pythagoras Revisited

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

Triangle

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

The geometry of everyday life

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

A Wrecked-angle.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.

T-shirt menage a trois.

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

"Are those noodles?"

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.

"And how do you feel about how she feels about he feels?"

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

"I'm having one of those days where I can barely remember which conspiracy theory I'm obsessed with."

'You must be mistaken, Mrs Gosling, our Mister Gosling assured me last night that he was single and carefree....'

The Maestro.