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"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

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"This stool shall pass."

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"It is we."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

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'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Max Weber

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Sergei Taneyev

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

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'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Leos Janacek

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

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'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Guy Debord

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

Richard Taruskin

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Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.