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"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

"It is we."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Max Weber

Sergei Taneyev

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Leos Janacek

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

Richard Taruskin

Guy Debord

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"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

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Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."