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'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"Love comes and goes, Janet, but this is true co-dependency!"

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"I worry that the king's constant lying and his attacks on our societal norms and institutions is coarsening the civic discourse deemed essential by enlightened people everywhere!"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'I owe all my drive, ambition, and dedication to student debt.'

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"You'll find a day in the sewage treatment plant will do wonders for you."

'I'm looking for the book that tells how to be less materialistic without actually giving up any stuff!'

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."