Hilltop Philosopher T-Shirts

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Creativity

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Desert Island Gossipping

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

Opium Den 2019

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

Europe

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Man, I've been spending too much time up here...'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Move over, buster -- affirmative action!'

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"

"Change is good, especially in others."

No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

'You know how we drink to forget? Well, Arnold over there is our polar opposite.'