Tree Top Philosopher T-Shirts

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

The Cactus Reader

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Camouflage Unit

Saguaro Cacti.

The Re-Giving Tree

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

Changing house name.

Bob Ross' bitter brother...

"Very few leave the grove!"

Man talking to a tree.