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'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"This stool shall pass."

Sigmund Freud.

"It is we."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Max Weber

Sergei Taneyev

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Lite therapy.

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."