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Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Math Dreams

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Sigmund Freud.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Bonk!"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

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'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Max Weber

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Science And Society 1923

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

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