Theoreticist T-Shirts

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Math Dreams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Sigmund Freud.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Schrödinger and his cat

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Max Weber

Sergei Taneyev

Science And Society 1923

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."