Theoretical Studies T-Shirts

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

A Freudian slip...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Max Weber

Theory A Day Calendar.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Science And Society 1923

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."