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"Okay, let's get into something a little more theoretical."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Math Dreams

What's normal?

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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Worry tank

Sigmund Freud.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Innovation & Calculation

"Bonk!"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

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'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Max Weber

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