Theoreticist Gifts

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Math Dreams

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Sigmund Freud.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Max Weber

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

Science And Society 1923