Theory Thinker Gifts

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Theories and Proofs.

"So much of what we know is still theoretical."

'I think a PowerPoint presentation would have sufficed for your project on the Big Bang Theory Jenkins!!'

Scientist begging holding a sign saying: 'Will Work in Theory'.

Sigmund Freud.

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"Entanglement meets string theory."

Darwin at a turning point: "On the other hand, it would be a lot less trouble to go along with creationism."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Economics as Rocket Science

Mankind

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

The Origin of Species

"Bonk!"

Evolution

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Math Dreams

What's normal?

Raincloud Umbrella

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.