Theorist Gifts

Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'The time is now ripe for me to launch my great new theory. . . the world has waited long enough!'

Max Weber

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

Game Theory Symposium. Even the simplest games require strategy! So there's a tactic to tic-tac-toe?

Columbus Breaking the Egg.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Guy Debord

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Math Dreams

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."