Theorist Prints

Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'The time is now ripe for me to launch my great new theory. . . the world has waited long enough!'

Max Weber

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

Columbus Breaking the Egg.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Guy Debord

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Math Dreams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Sigmund Freud.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."