Theorem Theorist Prints

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Bonk!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

A Freudian slip...

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Max Weber

Theory A Day Calendar.

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Sergei Taneyev

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Science And Society 1923

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'