Theory Prints

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"So much of what we know is still theoretical."

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

Sigmund Freud.

Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg

Richard Taruskin

"Oog has a weird theory - He thinks sex and violence should be separate."

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Infinity Ahead.

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'If God knew what Nietzche'd said about him he'd role over in his grave.'

'It's not who you know, it's what you know.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

"I make up conspiracy theories."

"Okay, let's get into something a little more theoretical."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

A Freudian slip...

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.