Theorists Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly speaks to the mind of a theorist? Discover a collection of witty, thought-provoking products that celebrate the love of ideas, research, and intellectual humor. Whether it's a mug for coffee-fueled brainstorming or a print that captures their analytical spirit, find something that honors their passion and makes them smile.

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Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered. mockup

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.' mockup

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

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'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.' mockup

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

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Math Dreams

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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!' mockup

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

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"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?" mockup

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

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Sigmund Freud.

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"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship." mockup

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

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"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation." mockup

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

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"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter." mockup

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

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"Must be another paradigm shift." mockup

"Must be another paradigm shift."

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"It's time to get politics out of money."

"It's time to get politics out of money." mockup

"It's time to get politics out of money."

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"Bonk!"

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"It's the new Trump Tower..."

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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card." mockup

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

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Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts. mockup

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

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"Mine's bigger than yours."

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!' mockup

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong." mockup

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

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Max Weber

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"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care." mockup

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

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'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!' mockup

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

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Science And Society 1923

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Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System. mockup

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

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'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.' mockup

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

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'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.' mockup

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

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Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent. mockup

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

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Capital

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'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.' mockup

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

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Taming the beast of the free market... mockup

Taming the beast of the free market...

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Theorists Gifts Collection

Theorists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for theorists, packed with clever quotes and designs that make every coffee break intellectually fun.

Theorists Pillows

Discover pillows that combine comfort with cleverness, perfect for cozying up with your favorite theories.

Theorists Prints

Browse our selection of prints that capture the essence of theoretical thinking, perfect for inspiring any space.

Theorists T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate thoughtful minds, featuring witty slogans and designs ideal for proud theorists.