'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'
Theorem Thinkers Gifts
Our collection for theorem thinkers is designed to delight the mathematically inclined and puzzle enthusiasts. From witty t-shirts to stylish prints, these gifts are a nod to the power of logic, reasoning, and creative problem-solving. Whether they're a student, teacher, or just someone who loves a mental challenge, find a meaningful gift that speaks to their passion for theorem thinking and intellectual curiosity.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Math Dreams
'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'
Worry tank
Sigmund Freud.
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."
'It's time to move out when Mom says...'
"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."
"Bonk!"
'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'
"Must be another paradigm shift."
A Freudian slip...
"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."
'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'
Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.
Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
Complexity Made Simple.
Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.
Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)
Theory A Day Calendar.
"Lucky Guess."
'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'
Science And Society 1923
Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.
A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'
"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."
'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'
Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.
"I've looked at the work of Einstein and Hawking on 'time'. Dad, but they don't mention any explanation for the 'dog year'..."
Theorem Thinkers Gifts Collection
Theorem Thinkers Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for theorem thinkers—each designed to bring humor and inspiration to their morning routine.
Theorem Thinkers Pillows
Brighten their space with a pillow that celebrates logical minds and theorem lovers—fun, supportive, and uniquely clever.
Theorem Thinkers Prints
Decorate any room with our theorem-inspired prints—beautiful, witty, and perfect for math enthusiasts and creative thinkers alike.
Theorem Thinkers T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the theorem thinker in your life—clever, comfortable, and full of mathematical charm.