Theorem Thinker Gifts

'Now that they've cracked Fermat's Last Theorem, I don't know what to do with myself all day.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

"If this is correct, then Vardly is cheating on his wife."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"Bonk!"

Reasonableman

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Posters of the Sahara