Thesis Thinker Gifts

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Robotic Man

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"This stool shall pass."

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

His Master's Thesis.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

"I feel used."

"I beg to differ."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."