Academic Thinker Gifts

Basic Research - Practical Applications - Back to Basic Research.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Then I say to myself, 'What's the use? There isn't any Nobel Prize for math'.'

'The new school for old school economics.'

'It's terribly frustrating. For 37 years he's been trying to prove that things equal to the same thing are not equal to each other.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Do you believe in god?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Flags

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Eternal Student.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'