Medical Thinker Gifts

"Which would be better - to suffer a slowly rising PSA... or the quick bite of an ASP?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Math Dreams

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

Science And Society 1923

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'