Professional Thinker Gifts

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Nation-building never works."

"Welcome to the future"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

View to the Future

'The Questioner'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Crap from the future.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."