Thesis Warrior Gifts

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

Ban on Free Speech

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Good Luck in your Exams.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Too big to fail

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Bigger Brain

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Good luck in your A Levels.

Nervous Student

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Examiners.