Essay Warrior Gifts

'Yes, Frank. I'm sure you can make two hundred words out of just twenty six letters.'

Ban on Free Speech

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Soldier armed with a pen.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Too big to fail

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Bigger Brain

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Coleridge'

Nervous Student