Thinkers Gifts

Marionette

"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"

Validation of Parking/Belief Systems

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

A man's head connecting with large statue of pointing hand

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Climate Change Road

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'