Thought-provoking Thinker Gifts

"If you ask me, we're all the problem."

Sprey canned knife violence

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

What's normal?

'The Questioner'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Chinese History: Redwash

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Climate Change Road

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

X-RAY

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Copyrighted Ideas

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"