Thought-provoking Thinker Gifts

"If you ask me, we're all the problem."

Sprey canned knife violence

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

What's normal?

'The Questioner'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

X-RAY

Chinese History: Redwash

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Climate Change Road

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Copyrighted Ideas

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"