Thought Provoker Gifts

"People! You must think for yourselves and I'm going to tell you how."

"Why is the invisible hand of the marketplace always in my pocket?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Well, that didn't take long."

"Monkey see, monkey overanalyze."

What's normal?

"Uh, oh - I never stopped."

"I've got an idea for a great opening for you."

'Technically, shouldn't EVERYBODY have survivor's guilt?'

"Of course she can."

"What is it you'd like to know about incentives, my son?"

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

A neutral observer.

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"No, but it will get better when every baby is born with a really nice tan..."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Gun Mobile

Department of ReEducation

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

Stop the Madness.

'Please separate trash for recycling.'

Psychology/Reverse Psychology.

Trump has a lightbulb moment

Spray Can of Violence

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

Thinking Gears

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Rodin's Thinker.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.